Coffee Games and Writings

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via asshat-dax)

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hetaliagirl104:

oflittlenote:

hetaliagirl104:

This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.

Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. 

Thanks.

Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just a horrible book series overall.

(via dean-the-hug-monster)

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frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

(Source: teacupsandnutmeg, via dean-the-hug-monster)

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ventus-under-a-meteor-shower:

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

Well the sky is above ground, and you are as well… So you are actually touching the sky right now. Yay! Therefore the sky isn’t the limit, your limit is how far your will can take you.

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dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via thisismyreactionn)

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tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

(via riiiver13)

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meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(via zackeaterofsouls)

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